by heluvjuno December 30, 2023
Get the Pimpmug. by pimp69696969696969 November 10, 2020
Get the pimpmug. Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
Get the to pimpmug. by Potfather September 12, 2019
Get the pimp daddy poop nutsmug. A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.
Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?
by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025
Get the pimp chairmug. pimp son , the average uncle of a black family ,wears stud earrings doesnt really call they mom and flips cookout food on the grill with they fingers
“hey grandma did you speak to uncle elroy ?”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”
Grandma: “no you know that boy dont call anyones hes a
pimp son”
by Pimp son the destroyer April 4, 2022
Get the pimp sonmug. A financially independant man that legally has 4 wives like Prophet Muhammad SAW & handles all of them with care
by anonymous February 16, 2021
Get the Pimpmug.