Coffee down the pants

Getting arrested or getting charged with a felony

Ah man I got a bagel in my ass and coffee down the pants for going 50 over in a school zone.

by Homosexuasaurus November 2, 2019

Open toed pants

Article of clothing that allows a camel toe to be easily discernible from a distance of no less than 18 feet.

It is highly encouraged for new hires to wear open toed pants on the first day in the office.

by Poochy July 24, 2019

hot pants

is told that she is good at giving head and likes it?!

by michelle October 9, 2003

Corduroy pants

Pants that trany hipsters wear

Bob-Hey did you see Giancarlo?
Steve- Yeah he was wearing corduroy pants, like the trany hipster he is,
Bob-what a fag
Steve -yeah I know he is still pre-op

by blackguy23 July 10, 2015

no pants face hug

oral sex for male or female.

my girl gave me a no pants face hug for my birthday.

by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009

Garbage Bag Pants

Extremely tight black pants, that resemble fake leather, or maybe vinyl. Girls used to wear them early 2000-2002, and being slightly glossy, they looked somewhat like they were made from garbage bags. Also referred to as "gbp"

High school girls would walk around in these tight black pants, which usually made their ass look all stretched and squished like an old ladies...someone in your group would say "GBP" and you all knew some broad was wearing the garbage bag pants

by Gorlack August 5, 2010

wreck your pants

To have explosive diarrhea in one's pants

If you eat too much mexican food then you may wreck your pants and need to change before Joannie's big shindig.

by Big Money (Ricky Winterborn) July 17, 2011