How old are you?

Don't fall for it-

Sarah: How old are you?
Me: Ain't falling for it.

by dances23tr3 March 8, 2022

95 year old

A 95 year old is a big fat fucking pedophile and he will dm your girlfriend

and rape her in your van

95 YEAR OLD: Hey little girl can I come over
YOUR GIRL: wtf
YOU: You fucking with 95 year olds again?

by Kurbly February 22, 2019

Old man's back

When your back hurt so much that you can't function properly anymore.

Therefore making you an old man.

Man, this PE class gave me the old man's back!

by PeterTheGreen February 28, 2017

crotch of the old man

A surly person.

He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.

by Parvart July 27, 2010

the old one two

Fingering a girl in her vagina starting off with one finger, preferrably the middle finger, and then leading it to using two fingers, typically the middle and index fingers.

Damn dude, I snuck in that fine ladies room last night, and it went down. We started just hangin' but it let to the old one two. Now she's beggin' me to hang.

by Robert Saggot February 1, 2006

12 year old

Someone who says things like "L" "Ratio" "you fell off" and thinks people take them as a human being... they're not .. kill them all

12 year old: Ratio+L

Me: kill yourself stupid 12 year old you aint a human

by BrotImWeltraum April 15, 2022

14 year old's

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth, any names with cheese, numbers, ROBLOX characters, Memes are considered gay.

14 year old's are the minimum age of being the gayest people on earth because they're 14.

by Dawnshea July 6, 2020