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fake spag

Complete gay cunt,mongoloid dumb gay cuunnnt has a lesbian brother that suckles it boney nips and precums in hi spanties. >>>..__-.-.-._>-.->-.-. I said he is big gay hahaah in braille
by Invicta CUNNNNNT September 9, 2019
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Fake friend

An asshole who cares nothing but his/herself. Basically NEVER having your back and bringing you down with him/her when they’re trying to make trouble
Ugh she’s such a fake friend! Always stabbing me in the back! Even with her boyfriend!
by Thep0tAt0 June 14, 2019
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Fake Man

A fake man is a man that does not cry
men that cry = real men
Men that dont cry = fake men
Jimmy: you are stupid
bob: *holds back tears*
Jimmy: omg you are a Fake man!!!
Bob: why?
Jimmy: you held back your tears!
by Fake Men Advocate April 14, 2022
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Your Ricks are fake

A pair of Rick Owens that are reps.
"did you get those from pandabuy? LMAO Your Ricks are FAKE ASF"
by Traesuffff1 September 1, 2023
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Fake Png

An image with a checkered white and gray background behind it visually implying background transparency but isn't actually transparent.
Dam Im getting tired of these Fake PNGs, Im just looking for an image with a transparent background.
by Cozy Word Wizard January 8, 2025
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World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.
Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day
by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021
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