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Internet Children

Internet children
A minor or group of minors who preform sexual acts*pay for playbased services offer pedophiles and degenerates content that usually involves the exploitation of children for sexual gain.
Person#1:what's wrong with you, searching for Internet children on the internet.
Person#2: I need help.
Person#1: I'm calling the fbi dawg, this is illegal.
by Michelthegreatest November 16, 2023
mugGet the Internet Childrenmug.

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
mugGet the Internet Turdmug.

Internet

John: What are you doing tonight Fred?
Fred: Oh yeah, John, I'm just going to watch some Hentai on the Internet.
Bystander: What the fuck??!?!??!!
by Triathlor April 24, 2019
mugGet the Internetmug.

internet genius

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!
by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020
mugGet the internet geniusmug.

internet trolls

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.
“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth
by Yeahok February 16, 2023
mugGet the internet trollsmug.

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
mugGet the The Internet Hyena's Graspmug.

Internet

Online version of the Akaishik Records, but thhis version has por gramar.
"Yo, I used the internet and my grammar got better!"
by when you can't find a handle February 6, 2022
mugGet the Internetmug.

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