by The Pool Guy November 23, 2022

Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022

yo i was playing this game called halo when i saw they had stolen my Master Chief skin from fortnight
by pourpisfull soap dropper May 22, 2022

Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
by willinatorn December 21, 2023

slang for wanting to kill and mutilate anyone and everyone in the general vicinity of the speaker
if someone ever says this to you, run.
if someone ever says this to you, run.
by FunLuke February 21, 2024

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)
by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024
