She is a sweet, beautiful/hot/cute/fine, thick, and you are lucky to be her friend. She will treat you with respect and kindness and make you feel wanted. She is outgoing, dramatic, anti-social, and simps for tik tok boys. But if she likes you, her heart belongs to you. DON'T BREAK IT. She is a sensitive and a gentle soul. She will smack you if needed, and will stick up for friends ANYTIME. PERIDOT.
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Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Flirts with every boy that gets in her way. Lost her virginity to her uncle and Hugo(Yes, she had a threesome).She's always drunk so you have to be sober all the time because she drinks all your vodka:( Usually people don't like her neither do I. She's a Tik Tok addict. She's very special person because you will never smell anything worse than her. Oh and if you ever tell her McDonalds she's gonna go at the back of McDonalds and strip there for homeless people.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds what would you like toda..
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
Mari: Oh damn baby lets go to the back of the McDonalds take one cent with you thank you that's all!
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