Mads

Mads the definition of a typical homosexual male, and he often identifies himself with satanic minority groups. Whilst behing very gay, he is also your typical alcoholic.

"Eooowwww, you are so Mads"

by Maiaminator February 20, 2017

hoes mad

when a hoe gets mad

why you pressed?
hoes mad.

by thottiepuffgirl June 29, 2019

Mads

A person Wich is so beautiful that you would not believe you own eyes

"Have you ever seen Mads"

"Yeah that mega hot guy?"

by Philipsen69 December 27, 2021

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

MAD Humor

When a person says a "big word" in a sentence and repeats it afterwards in a higher tone.

"Ganto example ng MAD Humor. Hala ang sophisticated ng wording mo"
"SOPHISTICATED?!"
*namalo*

by Sardy June 20, 2024

Mads

Danish guy, whos name is an abreviation of mattheus.
Is a Handsome guy with a massive penis and extreme sex appeal.
Mads is normally given to a person who is destined to do great things and fuck bitches.

Mads is such a Handsome motherfucker that will fuck your girl if your not careful.

by Maximus69420 November 22, 2021

Mad Tab

An unusually strong, and often long-lasting, hit of LSD.

hey, why wont dave come out of the closet? Hes been in there for 3 hours singing to himself. RE: no worries, hes just on a mad tab.

by donkey more ass February 22, 2011