by Megseggsolotus August 10, 2022
Get the Slug Lipsmug. When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.
Guy “can I buy you a drink”
Girl spins around “sure”
Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”
Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”
Girl spins around “sure”
Guy “uhh I gotta....I gotta hit the bathroom”
Girl “omg I totally just got stuck lip”
Walking down the side walk and politely smiling at someone, just to have your smile not come back down. “Damn stuck lip”
by GamerQueen95 July 18, 2020
Get the Stuck Lipmug. Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.
When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.
Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.
Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
Get the Rippin Lipsmug. a hick, redneck, or other slow talking, intellectually impaired individual. Classified by the hanging or depressed lower lip, usually the result of excessive use of chewing tobacco and/or a constant state of confusion.
Steve: I tried to call JimBob but his phone got shut off.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
by BigPum December 9, 2008
Get the lip hangermug. Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.
by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012
Get the Dirty Upper Lipmug. 
