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Patrick Stump Lesbian 

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
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I am lesbian 

What I wish I could tell my parents...
"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter

genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini

Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.

Shock Value Lesbian 

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
Shock Value Lesbian by anonymous January 18, 2025

brown star lesbian 

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)
“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian

brown star lesbian 

the poop hole loophole but for lesbians (gold star lesbian with only anal w men)
“damn I thought hope was a gold star.”
“nah she does anal w gunner. she’s a brown star lesbian

Dirty crusty lesbian 

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
Look at that dirty crusty lesbian