Nah, man, I'm just...

Doing exactly what you're accusing me of...

*Person A walks up to Person B and starts obnoxiously jabbing them with to their elbow*

What the fuck?

What?

You're jabbing me with your elbow.

Nah, man, I'm just... Rolling my shoulder, man. I think I pulled a muscle.

No. You did it on purpose.

You can't know that! You can't read my mind.

Ok... Why did you have to walk up next to me to do it? You could have don't it over there. And you expect me to believe you had know way of knowing you were going to elbow me?

Well.... Um.....

Exactly. I don't have to read your mind. I can ask you two questions and now we both know exactly what happened just now. I mean, you're basically retarded. I doubt there would be any thoughts for me to read if I could.

You wouldn't hurt a guy with a disability would you?

....................

Please?

................

by Hym Iam September 27, 2020

Just wear it

Take the punishment and be quiet about it.

I got in trouble and I wasn’t even a part of it! Just wear it bro, and move on.

by AlmaHolzhert February 25, 2024

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

Aren't you just the sickest

A sarcastic comment after someone is trying to make them self look cool.

Billy: I have a full time job and you don't
Tillman: aren't you just the sickest

by Lukeissick August 16, 2017

We are not lame. We are just women.

very famous feminist slogan largely used in the context of art criticism about 20th century feminist modern art. Popularised by Georgia O'Keeffe.

"That's lame!"
"We are not lame. We are just women."

by altouranium February 21, 2024

if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh

seriously, if you don't get it just don't laugh.

Josh: "*says the worst joke ever*"
Audience: "HAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGGAYHAHAHHAGAGAHGAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA... what"
Josh: ":( if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh..."
EJ: "HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAAAAAAA"

by IGotResearch <3 July 9, 2022

Just Honest

What bullies say when they’re actually just bullies.

Riley and Kitren: we’re just honest!
eros: no bullies

by JudastheBudist March 16, 2021