golden person

someone who you love sm. they make you laugh so much your ribs hurt. you two know pretty much everything about eachother. and they light up a room with their smile and the aura is just golden.

“she’s a golden person!”

by ro124 June 30, 2023

golden eclipse

When a man pees on his partners face as he rotates around their head from one side to the other.

I gave Jen a golden eclipse last night, she loved it.

by RogRob December 19, 2022

golden fellatio

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”

by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024

golden laptop

golden laptop is where you spray paint your dick in golden and then skull fuck someone until their skull implodes in golden cum.

jaden reid im going to give you the golden laptop after school

by damo dazza February 26, 2024

golden state

The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"

by ebxny21 December 25, 2020

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

Golden Eriet

This is when one male roughly 240lbs or more gives a very religious person a golden shower. While in the act of the golden shower the male enjoys a hot steamy plate of fecal matter.

Bobby gave ellijah a very romantic golden eriet.
While his friend Fernandez watched.

by Christan writes September 2, 2023