Am I Fuck

Extreme expression of not wanting to do something.

Response to personal question that no could also be an answer to. But the answer to the question needs to be more volatile than just a simple No.

Bob: " Sam are you gay?" Sam: "Am I Fuck!"

Steve: Dave you gonna do a parachute jump with me?

Dave: Jump out of a plane with a bed sheet strapped to my back, Am I Fuck!"

by theonewithafunnymustache November 29, 2010

fucking fuck

to be more than fucked, having the emphisis on the fuck

hey wayne, your fucking fucked, u fucking fuck

by tjhayter May 6, 2007

Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

Cute as Fuck

something that's so fucking cute you gotta fuckin swear and be violent about how cute it is!

MY GOD!!! That girl's kitty is so cute as fuck i could slit that slut's throat and fuckin steal it and it'll be mine!!!!

by Neko294 September 27, 2010

hurry the fuck up

What one says to make someone work faster.

Dude hurry the fuck up, I've been waiting for half an hour

by Annoyed Dude September 12, 2009

East Bum Fuck

being located very far away from anything.

Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.

by Lancerbean March 13, 2004

fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014