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Skibbidi Free

The act of never partaking in Skibidi Toilet
Bro I have been Skibbidi Free my whole life
by Totally real person January 13, 2024
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Free Ball

To approach an obstacle without preparing for it beforehand
person 1: "I heard you didn't study for the test" person 2: "I didn't have time, I had to Free Ball It"
by JT3976 April 5, 2023
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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Free

You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-

Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:

“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”

*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:

“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021
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get out of jail free card

When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"

This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
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Free shot fax

When u shit at the same time of shooting a basket in basketball
Sam:”did u see my free shot fax out there

Joe:”ye that was sick go change ur pants quickly though
by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021
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