by Totally real person January 13, 2024
Get the Skibbidi Freemug. person 1: "I heard you didn't study for the test" person 2: "I didn't have time, I had to Free Ball It"
by JT3976 April 5, 2023
Get the Free Ballmug. by Notnob January 7, 2024
Get the Free Moneymug. Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
Get the free range pornmug. You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-
Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.
-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:
“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”
*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:
“I like yo cut-g”
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And they knew, that they fucked up.
by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021
Get the Freemug. When a person that uses every system ever humanly made and finds you more useful out of jail when its a high risk. You're given a list you must follow exactly after committing a crime or being set-up/framed for a crime and are stuck. So it looks like you're best friend just handed you a golden ticket aka get out of jail free card"
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
This is a professional framer or you just lost your lid but either way he/she had the joy of witnessing it.
He said follow the list exactly, my low could become a high, if I get my shopping list done ands pass, it's a get out of jail free card and maybe the monopoly man too! Change of fate....
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025
Get the get out of jail free cardmug. by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021
Get the Free shot faxmug.