Ethan

Typically good dam faggot

Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.

by Continental Nova February 5, 2019

Ethan

A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.

Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.

by cranberryfield July 3, 2023

Ethan mies

A true shrigma male. Will go to Taco Bell and actually order (crazy). They will then give him 311 sauce packets.

“I can’t believe that ethan mies actually went to Taco Bell.”

by Chase-2200 July 3, 2021

Ethan

Ethan wrote the rest of the definitions. He is tall but has a small penis. Ethan is a potential nonce, only if the Ethan has ginger hair.

Child 1: Is Ethan a nonce?
Child 2: He is a ginger.
Child 1: Explains why my ass hurts.

by JoshuaThePredatorHunter November 22, 2021

Ethan boyfriend

Avery is Ethan's boyfriend

Ethan boyfriend is hot

by ppbigD69 January 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020

Ethan

a vulgar slur for the most disgusting degenerate piece of shit that has ever graced the planet

A-Who is that?
B-oh that’s Leo, he’s a total Ethan
A-oh god, he probably has no father

by Esterr64 August 11, 2022