Dylan Sherwood

A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.

OMG have you seen that Dylan Sherwood of a man, that's just really sad! 🚀🚀🚀

by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021

Dylan

Dylan makes your heart feel like it’s about to skip right out of your chest. He’ll tuck your hair no matter how many times it falls down. He is the epitome of comfort and safety. He’ll walk with you hand in hand in the freezing cold, laugh and dance with you in the middle of the sidewalk. When with Dylan, everything is right.

Dylan makes my heart giggle with happiness

by dyl7717 November 24, 2021

Dylan

you shouldn't get into a fight with Dylan because he knocks you down

I Knicks Dylan

Hé Knicks me and i am dead

by Hoi Dylan November 24, 2021

Dylan

A massive pussy who should boot Ella is the face

Guy 1: Pussy

Guy 2: Did you just say Dylan

by Y4kuzai November 24, 2021

Dylan Martin

This guy is always fucking up one way or another, but eventually he'll disappear. Like magic!

Such a Dylan Martin

by Just_me_dj November 24, 2021

Dylan

A long standing South African name for someone who is a gimp, a mong or generally someone who has considerably small genitals. Usually intellectually inept.

Look man you can do whatever you want, just don't be a Dylan.

Girls be weary, the Dylan usually has herpes and will dissapoint you sexually.

by MarkyMark808 November 24, 2021