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Christian

a nice person that has a good mind set and later in life will become a woman
lady 1 : OMG christian is so nice and kind

women 2:ikr
by chistiry November 3, 2022
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Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
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Christian

Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!
by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022
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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
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Christians

Christian: A Certain group of people who hate other communities who/that are different from them bc an old homophobic man in the sky as well as a damn book written by someone who was probably high as fuck said to do that.
"I'm Scared to come out to my parents... They're Christain so it's going to be tough."
Why do Christians hate the LGBTQIA+ Community so much?
by Mebegayasfuk November 19, 2022
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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
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Christian

People who are named christian are gay and like daniel and got rejected not ONCE but TWICE 😘😘
christian likes daniel 🤷 ♀️
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