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Chocolate Hotdog

When a girl shits on your dick and proceeds to give you a handjob
Dude 1: Bro did you get any last night?
Dude 2: Just a chocolate hotdog.
by DirtiestSanchez December 23, 2015
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chocolate panda

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.
DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM

calm down my chocolate panda
by brothersmangcharles February 27, 2012
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chocolate what?

A term used when getting one's attention, or when one is unable to hear anything.
So I went to the beach...

I'm sorry, chocolate what?

Chocolate what?
by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004
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chocolate nipples

When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.
I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.
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chocolate bathsalts

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.
Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.
by VivaLaVengeance February 2, 2015
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Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.
Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.
by livunda July 23, 2009
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chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler rib steak (microwaveable burger) with a kitkat chunky(chocolate bar)inbatween the bun and the ribsteak so there is melted chocolate inside the burger and it tastes fukin ossim(my way of saying awsome) invented by SPRIGGS
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by SUPER SPRIGGS March 11, 2009
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