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Chocolate clumps

In the area of the anus, where the whole is located, around the hole there are "chocolate clumps" where old, dry, smelly peices of shit have been left to form clumps.
Instead of using chocolate chips on our chips ahoy cookies, we used Jonathans Chocolate clumps.
by livunda July 23, 2009
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gamble chocolate

A box of chocolates arranged in random order. They are usually bought on Valentines in a box the shape of a heart. There are several pieces of chocolate that all taste different. When you take one chocolate and eat it, you have no idea which ones are good or nasty so you gamble on which chocolate would be the good one. So before you even touch one of them, its going to be a big surprise. If you pick one thats so nasty that you have to spit it out, you lose.
I just got some gamble chocolate and unfortunately, I bit into the one with toothpaste.
by tatomuck1 April 11, 2009
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chocolate rustler

a chocolate rustler is a rustler rib steak (microwaveable burger) with a kitkat chunky(chocolate bar)inbatween the bun and the ribsteak so there is melted chocolate inside the burger and it tastes fukin ossim(my way of saying awsome) invented by SPRIGGS
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by SUPER SPRIGGS March 11, 2009
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chocolate bathsalts

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.
Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.
by VivaLaVengeance February 2, 2015
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Chocolate Hotdog

When a girl shits on your dick and proceeds to give you a handjob
Dude 1: Bro did you get any last night?
Dude 2: Just a chocolate hotdog.
by DirtiestSanchez December 23, 2015
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chocolate nipples

When a dude takes a shit a womens chest, a hour later the residue of the poop makes the image of a hersey kiss.
I hung out with Sydney and i gave her some wild chocolate nipples.
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White Chocolate

There's White Chocolate again, look at that massive 4 foot cock
by ChocolateNippleTassel June 18, 2017
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