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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017
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cray

by shannon leah mccarthy June 28, 2012
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crayola

the bestestest colouring fantabuals in the world
wow i got my crayola crayons 4 sum munys at woolworths:D yay go me!
by nikki August 10, 2003
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cray cray monkey bae

1. When shit has gone wild and there is no other way to explain it. 2. The crazy equivalent of a newborn baby monkey.
Shanwdra just jumped off the balcony into a split and then did the moon walk, that bish is cray cray monkey bae.
by Dr. Hand January 30, 2017
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rebuilt crayon

1. Any online gamer on xbox live that whines and complains every time he is killed by an opposing player, it does not matter if the way he died was legit or not, either way he will cry about how much of a noob you are or how lucky you are that your the host with good connection. This gamer will always tell you that you are trash even though his kill to death ratio is 35 kills with 28 deaths. If you are able to counter all of these points he tries to bring up he will then tell you how another game is way better then the one you just owned him in because he knows he cannot beat you in the one you are playing.

2. a crayon that is rebuilt from scratch
whining xbox live kid - DUDE, your so lucky your host or you would have never killed me!

billy - dude, your host, what are you talking about i killed you fair and square.

whining xbox live kid (after being killed a second time) - OMG, ARE YOU SERIOUS? your such a noob, dude your trash bro, i'll smoke you any day!

billy - calm down dude you want to 1v1 me?

whining xbox live kid - no bro im going to go play my $20 game i got from the clearance section at gamestop because it's so much better then this noobish game, get muted fag, later!

billy - wow dude stop acting like a rebuilt crayon!
by el rey infared December 19, 2010
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Blue crayon

A blue crayon is a part of a pack of red and purple, they always stick together 💜💙❤️ A blue crayon is smart and beautiful 💖
O my gosh that girl is such a blue crayon
by Nomi March 27, 2017
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crayon crew

Basically just a term for insulting, means the person you are insulting is retarded or just slow.
"Look, here comes the crayon crew!"
by Steven May 13, 2005
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