Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

by Abc1234d August 11, 2023

later burrito

When you order an extra burrito from Taco Bell to microwave later.

I got 2 later burritos this time.

by lennyisafox1 August 18, 2023

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw

Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

Backdoor burrito

Defecate in a tortilla and you know the rest…

Tonight me and my date will complete a backdoor burrito

by BootyJuicy167 December 31, 2023

Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024