burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Shaft Burn

When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.

"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"

by Kume39 November 13, 2015

Devil burn

A scar, scratch, burn you get when you’re sleep after having a nightmare

I woke up with a devil burn on my arm

by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020

AHH IM BURNING!

what is said when someone is on fire and is burning. normally these people are on fire or are using a hyperbole because they feel very hot.

mostly said by idiots wearing a jacket in the summertime

Josh: Why are you wearing a hoodie? It's 93 degrees out here!
Josh's Mom: AHH IM BURNING!

by hearttcringe October 27, 2023

I can’t let my eggs burn

A figure of speech for I can’t wait to see you.

Guy: “I can’t let my eggs burn.”
Girl: “Aw, thank you.”

by nrml February 12, 2024

Burning toucan

When you burn a letter addressed to your friend to prove a point, and it just so happened that there was a toucan on it.

Definition:

The unfortunate yet inventible destruction of a toucan drawing

“Nooo you can’t burn the letter, there’s a toucan on it!”

“Collateral damage”

“Look at the burning toucan! He’s dying!”

“We all die it’s just a matter of time”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024