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1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.
2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019
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Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 5, 2009
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She laughed loudly and left.
She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
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by Birdcore February 23, 2010
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