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professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.
Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.
by Blitz66 February 2, 2017
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alfie boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do
by AgentOink September 29, 2014
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Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday
by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019
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boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 5, 2009
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rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
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Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?
by Birdcore February 23, 2010
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Boner Donor

"When I was young, I used to make huge boners. Now I'm lucky if I make one once a year."
Boner Donor
by ShuglyAsShit February 17, 2021
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