"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."
by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021
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Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
by possiblyben February 5, 2019
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Get the alfie boner mug.When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.
She laughed loudly and left.
She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
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Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 5, 2009
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