boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 05, 2009
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loner boner

When someone is so lonely and haven't gone out of the house for days when they begin to find the silence sexy they might get a loner boner.
Guy: I haven't been out for ages! I'm so horny, and its so quiet in here...oh god no I feel a loner boner coming on.
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
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rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.
When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.
by scodder May 10, 2010
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gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.
Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.
by possiblyben February 05, 2019
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eco-boner

arousal and/or excitement over environmentally friendly ideas and actions
Dude, f%&k HBO, no Entourage till September and no Flight of the Conchords till 09?
-Yeah, get paperless billing and they give you Cinemax for 1 cent.
**Eco-Boner**
by Mazi A May 12, 2008
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Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.
i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.
by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010
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Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.
I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.
by Adam baeuker September 06, 2017
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