Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.

I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

snapped boner

Its exactly as it sounds. When a girl or guy is on top riding your dick and he or she misses and sits on your penis and it snaps.

Max: So i was riding my boyfriends dick last night and I missed his dick

Lucas: Omg wut happened

Max: he got a snapped boner

by _Ponyo May 4, 2017

professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.

Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.

by Blitz66 February 2, 2017

Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.

“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday”

by Garageboners.Inc. December 22, 2019

boner happy

being joyful in such a way that you are when you touch your penis. <3

i was so boner happy when i listened to adele... i even took off my pants.
OR
i was so boner happy when i got an A+ on my calculus test.

by heather_is_so_sex-y February 7, 2012

Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

Beer Boner

A phrase used to describe a person who gets very sexually aroused after drinking too much alcohol.

"Man, I had like 4 beers last night and I got the most serious beer boner of my life.. I mean, I was ready to **** anything that moved!

by FatMannnnnn September 18, 2011