moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby December 19, 2016

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

Twat flicker

Someone who flicks the bean vigorously

God damn my boyfriend is such a twat flicker

by Fartknocker93 May 08, 2016

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 04, 2019

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018

Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.

My girlfriend has figgy-twat.

by Messtopia July 06, 2017

Twat Horse

A person who thinks quitting their job and pursuing a life unemployed is the key to life.

"Benton" is a Twat Horse.

by Twat Horse May 24, 2011