adam maitland

beetlejuice character, the husband of barbara maitland, he dies in 3 different ways

1:Car crash
2: falling into his basement hitting his head
3: electrocution by a faulty wire

why the hell do are you an adam maitland simp

by beanmanw April 5, 2024

Adam

deez nuts

nobody:
adam: deez nuts

by adswires daughter November 21, 2021

Adam

The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam puts the sea in seamen.

Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.

by Ye old Bean November 3, 2020

Adam

1. Biblical person.
2. My friend who either gets girls or everyone thinks he’s gay.

1.” Adam and Eve are the first man and woman, considered the parents of humanity.”
2. “Adam please stop talking about catholic stuff” I say.
Adam, “ no! That’s being ‘religist’”

by Emordnilap June 11, 2025

Adam

Is always late to the party cause he was too busy laying eve. But for real Adam is the dad of everybody and is always fixing problems and everybody loves him no homo.

Be the bigger person. Be Adam

by The goat of legitness August 19, 2020

Adam

You may not know an Adam for that long, but trust me when I say this, he is the guy! Tall, cute and beautiful green eyes, you just can't get enough!

Person 1 " damn hes hot"

Person 2 "and tall"

Me "hey! That's my Adam!"

by anonymous_2player November 23, 2021

Adam

Always gay and loves to read books. This man will be the most civil person you will meet but has some of the darkest and dirtiest secrets.

Loves other guys named Dylan

Adam may be gay but he's our gay

by WSCpaddyPower March 13, 2023