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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.
Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.
by RockLicka September 8, 2020
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Asshole

Other word for donkey, or something you can call someone being annoying.
Ugh! You're such an asshole!!!!!!! Stop being annoying!!
by sweet.sweet.vivian February 9, 2022
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Asshole Domingo

A complete asshole that always breaks gear he works on.
Man, that Technician is a asshole domingo
by Wrench2020 May 6, 2020
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Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.
by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018
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asshole

Landlord who is annoying, interfering at all times and thinks he/she has the right to barge in at any time.
Our landlord is a true asshole.
by IrateTenant January 5, 2017
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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