dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb

"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"

by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

Turtle Brownie

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.

Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.

by TounguePuncher April 19, 2019

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho February 1, 2016

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 28, 2019

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 28, 2021

Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 10, 2019