Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Bro look at that guy over there! Dude literally gots them sack of juice legs 🦵🏼, I think I'm gonna run and slide cancel on em and slice his legs open with my damascus camo knife!
by pussboi July 04, 2022
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in a wheel chair?
Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.
Person 2: Oh yea, last night I got into the freak accident and went leg deaf.
by Poopy Head #2 April 18, 2019
by The cool guy that plays Lol October 24, 2013
A very active, full of beans, skinny bloke who doesn't seem to sleep and is willing to do anything to keep the show going. A genuine 'wired up' go getter.
by Chowdabum March 22, 2021
A person who never needs to wear pants, even during cold temperatures. Usually a larger person. Often times "leg-chunks" wear athletic shorts, or khaki shorts that cut off just above their knee.
by The Bizz November 27, 2007
The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.
"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"
by SunGnif July 29, 2023