Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal
by cj1x35 January 29, 2011
A person place or thing being referred to as, insulted as, or called by as for purposes of emotional release, comedy, or slang meaning that the mentioned person place or thing has the qualities of a "douche" or "douche bag", fuckin' usually gives emphasis on the expression. Douche bag- bag that holds or contains douche. Douche- Cleansing one's vaganina with a douche kit, the kit itself, or the liquid cleanser used or not for the douche.......
You fuckin' douche, give me a blow job. Female: "Ahhh that was the best fuckin' douche ever!" YOU FUCKIN' DOUCHE, I WANT SEX!
by Dr. Do Ouche November 29, 2005
you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders
by tylerconcs November 12, 2007
1."Douche!"I kicked the kickball.
2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.
2. My grandma used a douche after she went to the bar and got fucked by a stranger.
by ryan...... June 07, 2006
yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in
by joe blow February 16, 2003
TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?
Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*
Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*
by Alloa May 10, 2010
To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.
by Razor7 June 08, 2006