just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Dradass Just

A person who likes to have sexual intercourse with people who have dwarfism

Rory is a dradass just

by Gary the big cock snail January 2, 2022

just like that

when something of value is easily and purposefully broken

Friend 1: Yeah he just broke up with me after being together for 2 years

Friend 2 : Damn nga just like that..
Friend 1 : makes me wonder if he ever cared

by The real definitions of urband April 19, 2023

JUST GOOGLE IT

just search with the google search engine

Don't know what is natural disasters? JUST GOOGLE IT!

by zitherng August 5, 2022

Just Chicken It

Some one that is just chillin and kicking it for the day/night.

Dude- so what’s up with u tonight
Other dude- notta just chicken it

by GrinAnnBareIt January 26, 2021

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017