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asshole

you.
fuck you, you're an asshole
by fashaaa July 1, 2019
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Asshole

A person who thinks they are better than everyone so they come up with the most amnoying insults youve ever heard
Man 1: are you like a professional asshole

Man 2: pretty much a pro
by Pensrock October 15, 2019
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Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.
I am a real asshole sometimes
by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019
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Asshole

Netflix for agreeing that Kenji and Brooklyn should end up together
Netflix: Kenji and Brooklyn are now bf and gf

Half of the entire freaking fan-base: You pulled a J.K Rowling on us you asshole
by Dudeman093u4 December 10, 2021
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asshole

The guy who buys 8 next generation consoles and sells them at a 100% markup.
Are you the asshole who is scalping all the Playstation 5 and Xbox Series Xs?
by Cold Scissors December 18, 2020
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Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
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