The day Michael Jordan scored 2 points in a blow out loss against the Lakers.
“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”
“It's a good thing Michael Jordan was wearing #23. LAL Coach Phil Jackson might not have recognized him otherwise.”
by Not Lebron James December 15, 2025
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Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
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“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
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