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Adam Day Day

A massive penis who doesn't listen and can be funny but still a penis
Adam Day Day is a right penis.
by TheRealSpoon March 17, 2018
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Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.
I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.
by CSRAmike February 9, 2025
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Bad day Jim

someone who always has a "bad day" and makes everything about the conversation, about the "bad day"
"Breven sure has been a Bad day Jim today"
by POLONIOUS209 March 28, 2024
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Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
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Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
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National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021
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International Tim Day

April 8th. Exactly One week after April Fool's Day is International Tim Day. On this day everyone is known as Tim. It is truly a day to celebrate. This day symbolizes all the accomplishments of every Tim in history. From dumb jokes to racism everyone MUST participate in the Timming. Many studies have been done on Timology but noone knows the true meaning behind Tim Day....... SoS
Uh oh, tomorrow is April 8th, prepare for a day of laughing, crying and shitting because its International Tim Day
by Tim Day Expert April 8, 2024
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