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national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea
by hailey loves you June 27, 2020
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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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National Boyfriend day

girlfriend: do you know w what today is?
boyfriend: what?
girlfriend: national boyfriend day!
by singlelifebestlife August 2, 2020
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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National Bucket Hat Day

Today is September 9th, that means its national bucket hat day! Wear your favorite bucket hat
Guy 1: Yo its National Bucket Hat Day man.
Guy 2: Damn man, guess I have to wear my bucket hat!
Guy 1: Damn right.
by September Seventh September 8, 2021
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Closure Day

The Sunday of "The Big Game" a week before Valentines Day.
Other than working, if the woman you're dating isn't available on this day (Red Flag) you ask her for a date night on Valentines Day. If she agrees you can move forward but if she isn't available then either you know exactly where you stand.
In healthy relationship both of these days are are typically spent together.
You can confidently move on and stop being a meal ticket when it's likely using you.
It shouldn't be perceived as a sad day but instead a productive day to know where you stand in regards to dating her.
I haven't even thought about her once since Closure Day.
by CSRAmike February 9, 2025
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National send a titty pic day

"hey it's April 10th, national send a titty pic day wyd"
by Flattop April 10, 2022
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