choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.

Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!

by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019

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Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

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WMS (willy's mayo spoon)

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

I was so sick last night and cory brought me a fuckin WMS (willy's mayo spoon). Classic mayo spoon

by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

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willy berry

Willy berry is another name for your man's bits.

"He is playing with his willy berry again " said Carla whilst changing the baby's nappy.

by mooner1 April 13, 2014

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Willie Tonga

An amazing man! Beautiful eyes, luscious lips and is very sensitive

How amazing is Willie Tonga?
I want a Willie

by Yupy March 12, 2013

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A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.

Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.

by Joby Roby November 4, 2021

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