First of the morning turd
by Sporty75 October 7, 2023
Get the turd whislemug. by mwecky January 3, 2019
Get the BURNT TURDmug. A child or young adult who has little to no respect for their elders. Who decieves an adult in order achieve getting his or her own way. To draw attention to ones self with the intent of taking any attention off of someone else while they are currently engaged in conversation or activity or otherwise occupied by something, or someone, other than the attention seeker. or to draw attention to themselves.
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
The equivalent of calling an adult an ass hole.’
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(The little pebbles of shit that are typically created when going to the bathroom due to dehydration or constipation. Which is usually very uncomfortable and hard to pass; “something we would all prefer to AVOID or to EVER HAVE TO EXPERIENCE).
Woman- My best friend leant me some money recently, but she asked me for a favor instead of having me pay her back, even though she knows that I can’t stand being being around children.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
But it was only for a short time. So I thought it wouldn’t be that difficult.
The entire time i was watching her, she followed me around everywhere. It was so annoying. I was on the phone with my boyfriend and yup “she was right their,, pulling at my shirt. The kid constantly wanted my attention the entire time, (yelling and screaming if I didn’t). .
I’ll never watch that little TURD NUGGET ever again. Not for one second.
by YesorNo?AreYouInsatiable? December 28, 2020
Get the Turd Nuggetmug. Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.
Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.
Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.
Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!
Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!
Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...
Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!
Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...
by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022
Get the Turd hustlermug. 
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
Get the puppy dog turds on toastmug. This act can only be performed after two days of a high protein diet consisting of eggs, meat and lots of cheese. One straddles the face a willing sexual partner and then slowly dedicates but never allowing the anus to sever the feces in order to delicately suspend a long turd that dangles over the partners face. This act was invented and performed by legendary adult film star, Golden Sterling. He in fact holds the world record for the longest turd and for the longest time the turd was suspended over his also famous partner, Lamarr of Pittsburgh
Did you see that video of Golden Sterling dangling that 18” turd? He dubbed it the Turd of Damocles!
by Golden Sterling April 2, 2025
Get the Turd of Damoclesmug.