When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018
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I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.
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I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
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