waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021

Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain

After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.

by Sex_g August 27, 2020

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

Waffle stomp

The nice warm feeling of a big turd being crushed into the shower drain

I just did a waffle stomp right when I got into the shower

by Big balls 97 February 9, 2022

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022

Blue waffle

A derogatory term for a hoe

A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue

Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!

by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022