Thomas Jefferson

a SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICAN. Literally obsessed with mac 'n cheese. A fabulous sassy bitch in love with France. Loves bullying Alexander Hamilton with his emo boyfriend, James Madison. Has beautiful hair
Thomas, that was a real noce declaration
-Alexander Hamilton flirting with Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is P E R F E C T
-probably James Madison every time Jefferson shows up
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Thomas Jefferson

A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.
Did you hear about Connor? He went on a date and ended up getting a Thomas Jefferson from Tyreshia.
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Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
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thomas fisher

THOMAS FISHER is normally known as popular , THOMAS FISHER is casually named for a male , he is normally loved by girls but he has he's own type of girl somewhere in him.
Friend: you should get that girl.

Thomas Fisher: don't worry she's mine already.
by Cupcakes_are_yummy April 19, 2017
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Jackie Lynn Thomas

She is a dead sk8r girl. She's cool. She killed a lobster.
Have you heard of Jackie Lynn Thomas?
What is a Jackie Lynn Thomas?
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Brayden Thomas

Jesus Christ this guy has a MASSIVE cock and infinite Rizz. Would smash any hot girl his age and is the funniest fucking kid you’d ever meet
Holy shit it’s Brayden Thomas get on your knees and bow
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thomas choueiry

john: ohh did you see that guy he seems thomas choueiry
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