Snow plowed

Putting cocaine on your asshole and then getting fucked in the ass.

Brah, I just hooked up with a dude with a big dick and big bag of blow... I'm about to go get snow plowed!

by Crownie420 July 15, 2014

Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023

snow day special

A snow day special is when you bust a nut in your hand and snack someone in the face with it

I was just with a girl last night and I gave her a snow day special

by The true facts February 26, 2017

Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 29, 2018

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 5, 2017

spaghetti snow

spaghetti snow just a more swaggtastic way of saying -you already know.

you spaghetti snow ya boy fresh k be baggin them bitches

by fresh k1993 November 29, 2009