Phantom Slap

When a male makes their arm numb and starts to play with himself.

My girlfriend left for the weekend so I Phantom Slapped myself for 6 hours.

by The Slap Mishap May 3, 2010

slap cake

The term slap cake is used when the word twat swat is not socially accepted ie around the grandparents

While at the mall you yell slap cake and slap your girlfriend in the pussy the word twat swat is unacceptable when children are around

by Kinger2009 January 22, 2018

Gandhi-Slapping

It is basically Happy-Slapping but the culprits batter and film a victim whilst wearing bald caps and nappies shouting Gandhi!!! A rare occasion but never not hilarious.

I'm so fucked up after last night. I was Gandhi-Slapped and they took my Wallet.

Today children, we are going to learn how to Gandhi-Slap and then go out and kick the shit out of some cunts.

I got really drunk night and then took my mum Gandhi-Slapping.

by Gandhi2010 January 26, 2010

cum slapped

The art of smacking one upside the head (usually in the facial region) with a used condom with a load towards the tip as weight.

I cum slapped a ginger after he ignored my request for a trash can.

by 3Foot July 29, 2010

slap head

a bauld person. An insult. Some bauld person that looks like a cock. comes from latin word 'slapertheheadeth'. appears in the kfc advert, 'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'

'dont worry mama it must be terrible being married to a slaphead'

by tv January 8, 2005

Snap slap

When a guy snaps his fingers and about five seconds slaps a females butt. It usually doesn't hurt, but that depends on the guy.

Girlonesi.m.: Like omg!
girltwosi.m.: Wat girl!
Girlone: Noah pulled a Snap Slap!
Girltwo: Omg! It's ok, Jake did the same thing last week to me!

by Emoloverbabe June 2, 2009

Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.

I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!

by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009