dick dance

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.

Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.

by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

Dick Slang

A new type of idiotic dance where one male or a group of males gather and swing their penises back and forth while chanting for the sake of gaining popularity.

"BAH! BAH! BAH! BAH! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG! DICK SLANG!"

"Dick Slang...WTF!?"

"First I was Rick Rolled...Now I've just been DICK SLANGED."

by Prof. Anonagonapussy May 8, 2010

brick dick

1)The water tower at Eastern Michigan University. 2) The main navigation symbol for all people who have ever atteneded or been to Eastern Michigan Univerity in Ypsilanti, Michigan.

Did you here about the Brick Dick? It sprang a leak the other day and made a HUGE mess!!

by Hot Dog in the Hallway November 12, 2006

Pizza Dick

A severe chode with the circumference and height of a pizza

I had to roll up my pizza dick to fit it inside of that sexy ass bitch that i was fucking

by happypizzalemontoast March 26, 2010

cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.

Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.

by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010

Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

by jinmao October 8, 2008

Dick Cheney

This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)

dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul!

childern: OH NO!!!!

by tkc...mkf March 6, 2010