Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

cut a grub

When you slide your dick down the length of a kitchen knife

Dude, last night I totally cut a grub

by Dontsellmeadog March 3, 2025

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

hard cuts

When you refuse to bring along anyone not 100% committed to social plans

Are they actually in for next Thursday or just playin? We're doing hard cuts.

by TIGER_FIST_UNPLEASANT September 25, 2019

Cut

1) To create an incision with a sharp object. e.g to cut a loaf of bread

2) To leave in a rushed manner.

e.g 1 : I cut the orange in half

e.g 2 :
Person 1 : "Ay bro the feds are here!"
Person 2 : "Shit! Ay let's cut!"
*Person 1 and person 2 then leave the area as quickly as possible.*

by ManWithNoHand September 20, 2021

cut the rabbit

to cut the rabbit is when one becomes temporarily enraged, often includes yelling and swearing.

"Don't be late home or mum will cut the rabbit"

by RobotRock88 June 19, 2008

cut my butter

Using a butter knife for sex or nudes very shiny when flash is on

Wow nice butter knife cut my butter

by nudesweirdo May 28, 2015