Sittin' on a ham sandwich

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.
by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009
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the open-face sandwich

the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.
"I had to resort to the open-face sandwich because her vagina was so nasty."
by clutchclutchingtons September 07, 2012
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Toledo Ham Sandwich

Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.
She's flat as a board, so instead of a tit-fuck, I gave her the ol' Toledo Ham Sandwich.
by djsw October 20, 2009
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Ham sandwich moment

The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.

This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"

House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"

House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
by Oreopie January 21, 2009
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did you see claire yesterday?' 'oh yeah, she gave me a really nice watermelon & cucumber sandwich
by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010
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Canuck-le Sandwich

A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.
I'm gonna give that a-hole a CANUCK-LE SANDWICH!!! >=T
by Fyllie McBlackhawk April 27, 2011
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Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004
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