by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009
the act of spreading a partner's butt cheeks and filling the crack with semen and eating it yourself.
by clutchclutchingtons September 07, 2012
Similar to tit-fucking, however instead of between the breasts, the penis is rubbed between the ass-cheeks.
by djsw October 20, 2009
The point in a House M.D. episode where Dr. Gregory House solves the puzzle and finds the one missing piece that saves the patient's life. It usually occurs the minute a patient is about to die, resulting in House bursting into the room, making an incision, pull out a live animal (sometimes), and curing the patient of their affliction.
This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
This was named for the Pilot episode and episode 314 (Insensitive) in which a ham sandwich provoked the moment.
House Fan 1: "Why does he keep looking at the hair behind her ear?"
House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"
House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
House Fan 2: "Oh, this is it! The ham sandwich moment!"
House Fan 1: "Look at that, the cheap hair color solution she used had chemicals that mimicked hormones, which caused her to be sick."
by Oreopie January 21, 2009
by milhouse & DAASZ August 17, 2010
A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.
by Fyllie McBlackhawk April 27, 2011
(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
by Donkey June 16, 2004