A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.
Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
Get the Cockness Monstermug. by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021
Get the Mud monstermug. The official drink of kyle’s, five finger death punch, limp bizkit, kid rock, Motorsports all over America, and your local rock radio station
by Nascarfan2007 February 20, 2023
Get the Monster energymug. by sumfulla January 16, 2022
Get the Cum Monstermug. Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.
“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”
by Greenhans33 June 6, 2022
Get the Denim monstermug. When a website that is content heavy and has an extended load time above normal loading rates, it is considered to be that of a lag monster.
Henretta tried to claim the free crypto on the website, but it was such a lag monster that she ended up just using the online mining link instead.
by DaBlockchainPet April 8, 2022
Get the Lag Monstermug. by Getaboard August 18, 2023
Get the Wiggle Monstermug.