Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

whore on a horse

when a female believes she is of higher social stature than others. most likely has a god complex and a case of re-occurring herpes. Also is known to have certain sexual tendencies. the female could be of any age, from playground days up to college.

Who does dat bitch think she is, she a whore on a horse.

by YADHS March 14, 2011

Horse Nuggets

When some idiot won't wait for you

Idiot: Cmon, we gotta go!
You: Hold your horse nuggets!

by Redpanda9 July 6, 2011

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

horse down

To have sex with. Usually refers to intercourse, but less commonly refers to other sexual acts, particularly cunnilingus.

I can't believe it, David tried to horse down Sofia after the party last night!

by thoolooexpress October 12, 2023

1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

by Lynyo October 12, 2023