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Parental Guy Dance

Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
by Tripple G August 8, 2012
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Lizard Dance Time

Australian slang for either:
a) Dancing
b) Sex
c) Fighting
d) Poker
e) Getting Smashed
f) Insulting someone because of their race
g) All of the above
"G'day mate, I reckon Oscar wants to have a bit of a lizard dance time with you, if you know my meaning."
"Which one?"
by ilicklizardballs August 27, 2020
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Skinny Pants Dance

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.
Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."
by xlxTaShxlx April 8, 2010
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Dancing green baseball

Dancing Green Baseball

In reference to smoking marijuana, when the user inhales (specifically a bowl of burning marijuana) so hard, the marijuana moves or "dances" while being burnt by the fire, and the user continues to hold their breath for as long as possible.
5 minutes later..

Did you see what I just did there? I made a dancing green baseball. That shit was fire.
by Realist. February 14, 2019
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Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.
by Comleo January 18, 2011
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hoochie coochie dance

An act where one person (usually a female) performs a lap-dance for another (usually a male) as public foreplay with the intention of subsequent sexual intercourse.
1) Last night I saw your fiancee doing the hoochie choochie dance with with him!

2) Your man and that girl was doing the hoochie coochie dance in your living room!
by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 3, 2006
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dancing like a whore

dancing whore like
it can also mean dancing drunken like
Kate was dancing like a whore.
by ohheckyes October 2, 2006
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